roach-works:

dishwasherfish:

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

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op how does it feel to be more right than anyone has ever been since 2014

 
spicymochi:
“strawberry mice cream
”

spicymochi:

strawberry mice cream

 
zandraart:
“ the last unicorn lived in a lilac wood,
and she lived all alone
”

zandraart:

the last unicorn lived in a lilac wood,  
               and she lived all alone

 
mythgendered:
“real excited for the new totk mechanics
”

mythgendered:

real excited for the new totk mechanics

 

perilouspage:

heycrabman:

imagining a guy with a beard entering a mosh pit and coming out completely clean shaven

another clean shaven guy enters the other side and exits wearing the first guy’s beard but slightly crooked

 
demi-shoggoth:
“sugarweregoingdownswinging:
“shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn:
“GERARD DUBOIS
Moby Dick
”
this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like...

demi-shoggoth:

sugarweregoingdownswinging:

shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn:

GERARD DUBOIS
Moby Dick

this is legendary because you as you go you see the photo itself and you’re “oh this is some symbolic / surrealist art” and then the TITLE hits you like a shotgun shell

In case you were unaware, Moby Dick is one of the foundational texts of cosmic horror. The White Whale is a god, maybe even The God. And Ahab Hates Him.

 

ya got any other pokemon besides bart?

Anonymous

realpokemon:

realpokemon:

if this post hits 100,000 notes i will adopt a salamence

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hey.

 

pitbolshevik:

this collar isnt a sex thing it’s so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

 

itsdanfango:

hot items

 

wahoo-shem:

afterword:

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

 

quiet-imps:

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Spirit-Caller Snail Spirit.

 

panecultus:

jumpedoverthemoon:

Today I volunteered teaching people about bees/beekeeping at the community garden I’m a part of, and my favorite local bakery had a booth set up there too. I went over to say hi (im a regular customer) and promised i would buy a loaf of bread later but I had to go keep tabs on the bee booth for a bit, and the baker said “oh! I have something for you then!” and pulled out this BEAUTIFUL LOAF WITH A BEE ON IT and gave it to me 🥺🥺🥺 i almost cried its so wonderful i love my community and i love bees and i love bread

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This is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

 

vintagepinkmirror:

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90’s public washroom designed by stéphane plassier

 

mocknot:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

My current favourite character in Breath of the Wild is Pikango, the incredibly shit artist who turns up around Hyrule to badly paint landscapes and hint me towards my lost memories. If you just talk to him, he seems to be this amazing and talented painter, but like if you look at the canvas

A still shot from the game. Pikango the artist is standing with his easel on display, Link to one side. Pikango is saying "Hmm. The volcano has a completely different face when viewed from this stable."  In the background, the volcano of Death Mountain is visible, distant but majestic. On the easel, Pikango's picture is like a child's painting from a nursery class, complete with an erupting mushroom cloud that is not actually there above the real mountain.ALT

I love him

Turns out someone on Reddit put together all of his paintings and the scenery they are supposed to be and it’s exactly as glorious as I’d hoped, but I just had to screenshot my favourite, which is this horse:

A side by side companion. On the right is a majestic horse, its mane flowing in the breeze. On the left is Pikango's painting, which is a giraffeALT
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I love this horse I recreated it in an actual oil painting. It’s hanging in my kitchen